Allie News

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Recent Fires
Allie's from the Savage Tribe burned down this 95 year old hotel. 12 people were killed and 7 are in critical condition.

Recent Kidnappings
Pip sighting in New Mexico is a mexican dish called "niño cocido con patatas" (cooked child with potato). He was rescued by a confused onlooker after Pip screamed "Please don't eat me!". The onlooker (Kumon Jumbalaya, pictured above) called 911 but instead of the police, members of the Underwater Allie's Tribe took Pip and hid in an underwater cave in the Mexican Gulf. Rescuers are doing their best, more news to come.