Allie Stories

These are stories of the Allie's!

Allie's Cause Volcano Eruption
6 wild allies were playing “how hot is the lava” when one of them stepped on some lava that was a wee bit to hot. The allie screamed and the volcano erupted only 1 lives to tell the tale. “ume na shooka monka leir shemme na” was all she said because she was paralyzed in fear. A service will be held at the wild allies den in 3 weeks.

A Sad Allie Story
In 1987, a litter of Allie kit pups was hatched. A man named Adam picked on out and named it Allie. Adam and Allie grew very close. This Allie was special though; she walked Adam to train station everyday. Then she would wait for him to come back. In 1994 Adam had a heart attack at work. Allie didn’t know this and kept waiting for Adam. Adams wife had to pick Allie up. The next day Allie went back to the train station and the next day, and the next, and the next. Many years had passed and Allie continued to wait for him. It was all too much for Adams wife, so she moved away. Finally, in 2004, Allie was a very old domesticated Allie. While she waited in the spot she always waited one of Adams old co-workers walked out and saw Allie sitting there. She came and sat next to her “He’s never coming back Allie, but if you don’t mind I'd like to sit a while with you until the next stop”. The Allie took a deep breath lay down and shut her eyes for the last time. Then and there she died. Then Adams co-worker had to catch her train she scooped up Allie and buried her next to Adam. In 2013 Adams co-worker told the story. ~This is a true story~

A Wild Allie Story
4 wild Allie's were eating beef off of a snow bank when Charlie Sheen fell from the sky. "Holy jamamah!" one of the Allie's said. They sniffed Charlie to see if he was injured...and he was dead (finally) and they carried him to their den.

Kenzie and a Barrel
One day Kenzie was drowning in a barrel of skim milk, when an Allie pulled her out. Then Kenzie saw a chainsaw in the Allies hand and ran into Ms. Enshers house. She saw a note on the table. The note said this…

  “Dear you, we are going to kill your precious Lindsey to death! Is you want to save her you have to find her! (PS we are not at the dump! Don’t look for us there because you won't find us there!)

  “Ahhhhhhhhh!” screamed Kenzie. Kenzie quickly rode a jet ski to the dump, and saw the heads of Allies beating Ms. Ensher with carrots. Kenzie grabbed a big carrot out of her wig and threw it at an Allie. The Allie caught the carrot and knocked Kenzie out.   Allie On A Subway An allie was riding the subway sitting between a man who cleaned himself with his tongue and a woman who kept singing "zippadeedowa" at a high pitch. Finally the subway stopped, but the doors didn't open. "Im sorry for any inconveinence this may cause you" a man said over the announcements. "There is a crazy woman named Dorey Kelly on the subway, we are going on lockdown!"Allie started flipping out. Suddenely, there was a sound of glass breaking and the lights went black. Everyone was gone except for a lady sitting across the way, where you couldn't see her face. Allie decided that if he wa going to be here for a while she might as well have a snack. She as about to bite her when the lady turned her body around... it was DOREY KELLY! Allie ran out like a bullet and hid under her rock.

The Allie Monks
          A wild Allie was visiting the Allie monks over yonder. She had never met them and was extremely excited. She stole their undies so they walked around naked. Then she put the undies in a bowl and cooked them. Then she made it into soup. She poured the hot soup on their pillows and it burned their heads. And finally, she ate their lifetime supply of candy. The old duke Allie (Yoda) had enough of Allies antics. Yoda dragged the wild Allie to the torture chamber. 4 worker Allies started throwing pebbles at the poor Allie. Then, they put her on a wheel and spun her, while shooting flaming arrows at her. Finally they threw her on a bed of nails. After her torture, she was asked to leave. Allie wasn’t even hurt by this torture and she slowly walked home. She jumped off a cliff into the ocean. When she resurfaced, she was back in America (the monks lived in the Bahamas) she told her Allie tribe everything, but they shunned her. So this little depressed Allie waited 1004691073 years for them to once again accept her back in the tribe.

Dori Kelly wandered the woods, Looking for Ally prints or and Ally sent Dori had to find PIP!