Dorey Kelly

This is all information on Dorey Kelly, Allie hunter.

Dorey Facts

 * favorite color: blue and pink
 * favorite food: oatmeal
 * favorite song: make an allie die die die
 * personal accoplishment: being awarded best person of the year award
 * favorite thing: her wall of allie heads
 * age: 27
 * hair color: blonde
 * size shoe: 10
 * how many fingers: 9
 * who i like: JS
 * favorite animal: elephante

Dorey Kelly a life story
             It all began one simple day at a carnival; mama Kelly had a wee bit to much root beer. Then she met papa Kelly at the whack-a-mole game. He payed for a round of whack-a-mole with mama Kelly (how romantic) not soon after that little Dorey Kelly was born. Little Dorey was a social misfit. She had no friends and everyone called her Dorkey Kelly. Doreys only pal was a potato she found between two buildings a mental hospital in which her cousin Don Kelly lived in and a candy store. She named her potato Pipanio allacanoosh Sherlock Holmes Peter Pickle Kelly. Everyone called her Pip. Pip went everywhere with Dorey. One day while in social studies the class was preparing what to do if a wild Allie were to attack the school. Dorey oddly liked the drill and the rush she got from the suspense. When Dorey got home from school that day she couldn’t stop thinking about the Allie drill. She decided to study everything about the Allie history. Two months after Dorey sudden interest in the Allies a band of farming Allies crashed through the buildings window Pip fell out of Doreys backpack while doing the drill, and one of the farming Allies grabbed Pip in her sharp teeth. Dorey looked over only to see the allie gallop away with Pip staring back at her. This was the last Dorey ever saw of her best friend Pipanio Allacanoosh Sherlock Holmes Peter Pickle Kelly. Something in Dorey snapped that day. The anger over came her. For the next 10 years she learned everything there was to know. On her 18 th birthday Dorey took her parents grey Volvo and drove to Europe she developed a terminator accent and a desire to find Pip… Dorey Kelly became…

 Dorey Kelly the Allie slayer

 To be continued…

More on Pip

 * Pip is an Alaskan grown potato
 * He came in a sack with 16 of his siblings.
 * He is the only talking potato of all Alaskan grown potato's.
 * He is very motivational and loves Dorey like a sister, because all of his actual sisters were sonld into slavery at McDonalds and became french fries.